Remember my super previous posting “Banned Phrases of 2007”. Well this is exactly the same, but for 2008. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? By the way, what I just said? That’s one of them… These are now all officially old news…
“I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.” (EDIT: Also, the related but so far not quite as much used “I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out.”)
“Anything-tard (examples “webtard”, “freetard”, “douchetard” etc)
“Im in ur (x) (doing y) to ur (z)”.
“The cake is a lie”. (or any quote from “Portal” – especially those quoting the lyrics of the song at the end ;”This was a triumph! I’m making a note here… Huge Success!” etc)
“I drink your milkshake.” (A phrase that has, in its overusage, put me off seeing a movie that I would have otherwise crawled over broken dinosaur teeth to see).
“I call shenanigans/BS.”
/ The use of slashes to punctuate.
// Like this.
/// Popular with Farkers, don’t you know.
“Video or it didn’t happen.”
Please feel free to dispute my choices or offer your own.